left hand to collect money from the
ATM machine
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YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she tells you to repay her for the food You've been eating since birth when You only asked her to return d money she kept for you.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if
you come first in class but never does.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If
You lend her some cash and when you request for it back..she's
like "all the food you have been
eating nko?"
.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning
to evening, she ends it with "after
you people will say I'm shouting"
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She gets to buy an already made
Gown for Celebrations for you and
threatens to return when u frown
B/cos it's too big.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She goes to the market and starts
pricing until the seller starts crying.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother
"keep behaving like a kid, your
mate dey give woman belle".
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#YouknowYourMumIsNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like "you want to kill me abi?".
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When Each time she reminds you
she didn't kill her mother so you
will not kill her.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I
keep the bag? And she replies: Put
it on my head.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She refers anything bad to
your enemies and turns it to a
prayer ...
ME : O ti re mi ....
MUM: Ota e lo ma re.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She says that you can drink
the coke with a visitor then beats
the hell out of you after the visitor
leaves.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian
You ask her to help with your homework and she says
MUM: Go and meet your brother
....ME: You dont even know it
....MUM: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl,
when you shake a boy's hand, you'll get pregnant.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She prices just one
commodity round 3 stores then,
goes back to the first one to buy.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You want to follow her out
she says go and wear your slippers
....by the time you are back she's gone.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING".
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't
want to hear from you is 'peem'.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She touches hot pot
comfortably without a napkin
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian
MUM: am talking to you and
you are keeping quiet
..... ME: But...
..... MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking!...
and the most compelling one ...
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She serves a meal not enough for everyone, claiming her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry.
#For Real..and we know you are real Nigerian if read this and share. Please don't laugh alone
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